Today Lancaster County received it’s first dose of winter weather. Already at 5:30 NPR was reporting a slew of local accidents and the sun wasn’t even up yet. Yes, I get up at an ungodly hour but I love to sew in the wee hours of the morning. What can I say, I’m a freak!
As soon as the first flake descends from the sky people remove their heads from atop their shoulders and shove them as far up their ass as humanly possible. Then drive at warp speed to their destination, usually the grocery store so that they may purchase all the milk, bread and toilet paper, just in case the dusting of snow turns into a full fledged blizzard. Fucking idiots!